“Keep Talking, I’m Diagnosing You” Tee – For the Unbothered, Observant & Professionally Petty

Step into the room with confidence (and a little humor).

Our “Keep Talking, I’m Diagnosing You” tee is the perfect blend of sass, personality, and everyday comfort. Designed for nurses, mental health professionals, social workers, therapists, and anyone who can’t help but low-key analyze people, this shirt says what you’re thinking—so you don’t have to.

✨ Product Features

• Premium soft cotton blend for an everyday smooth, breathable fit
• Unisex sizing — flattering, true-to-size comfort
• Bold metallic-style lettering that stands out without being loud
• Olive green neutral tone that pairs perfectly with jeans, cargos, or a work jacket
• Great conversation starter (or conversation ender… you decide)

Perfect For:

✔ Nurses & healthcare pros

✔ Therapists & mental health staff

✔ Social workers

✔ Educators

✔ Anyone with a sharp mind and sharper humor

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, inside out • Tumble dry low • Do not iron design

Give your wardrobe a dose of wit and wear your profession with pride!